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  • student: can i borrow a pencil
  • teacher: i don't know, CAN you?
  • student: yes, also colloquial irregularities occur frequently in any language and since you and the rest of our present company understood my intended meaning being particular about the distinctions between "can" and "may" is purely pedantic and arguably pretentious

nolainspired:

words to live by. 

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selfdoubtandsyphilis:

dankestrnemes:

do animals think in english or in the sounds they make

this is what yahoo paid $1.1 billion for

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My professor told us that we could use as many notes as we want on our final as long as we can fit them on 1 piece of paper… So yea THIS happened… #tinywriting #goingtobringamagnifyingglasstoclass #goingfulloutforfinals

4 days ago on May 20, 2013 at 10:33am

tvspecial:

whorville:

I could win an Olympic gold medal in being ignored

did someone say something

(via daleyprophet)

Please be a traveler, not a tourist. Try new things, meet new people, and look beyond what’s right in front of you. Those are the keys to understanding this amazing world we live in.

Andrew Zimmern   (via intentevolar)

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jocknoir:

stormcloaca:

lokiarrty:

suckmypoppunk:

unshaped:

wasn’t expecting this

but arent you glad it hapened

its ears ITS EARS ITS EARS ITS EARS

floomph

oh my god

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cinyma:

Adrien Brody, Jason Schwartzman and Owen Wilson in ‘The Darjeeling Limited’ Directed by Wes Anderson, 2007.

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actuallyharmless:

cliterallyinsane:

a—psychedelic—mess:

these are beautiful, but why would you ever do this to a book?

It’s a book Jesus Christ it’s not like the dude made a sculpture out of your grandmothers ashes

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badtvblog:

Great Gatsby captioned exactly how it happened.

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I have a final in 16 hours… yet here I am Tumblin…..

4 days ago on May 19, 2013 at 08:25pm

kaitlin-kelly:

Edinburgh, Scotland.

© 2013 Kaitlin Kelly
Nikon D200

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