- student: can i borrow a pencil
- teacher: i don't know, CAN you?
- student: yes, also colloquial irregularities occur frequently in any language and since you and the rest of our present company understood my intended meaning being particular about the distinctions between "can" and "may" is purely pedantic and arguably pretentious
words to live by.
do animals think in english or in the sounds they make
this is what yahoo paid $1.1 billion for
My professor told us that we could use as many notes as we want on our final as long as we can fit them on 1 piece of paper… So yea THIS happened… #tinywriting #goingtobringamagnifyingglasstoclass #goingfulloutforfinals
I could win an Olympic gold medal in being ignored
did someone say something
Please be a traveler, not a tourist. Try new things, meet new people, and look beyond what’s right in front of you. Those are the keys to understanding this amazing world we live in.
wasn’t expecting this
but arent you glad it hapened
its ears ITS EARS ITS EARS ITS EARS
oh my god
Adrien Brody, Jason Schwartzman and Owen Wilson in ‘The Darjeeling Limited’ Directed by Wes Anderson, 2007.
these are beautiful, but why would you ever do this to a book?It’s a book Jesus Christ it’s not like the dude made a sculpture out of your grandmothers ashes
Great Gatsby captioned exactly how it happened.